"I was walking downstairs to refill my wine glass. Slipped, glass flew threw the air and followed my rapid descent down a flight of bare wooden stairs. Sprained my thumb trying to grab the hand rail, bruised my ribs, elbow, and bicep but the ass bruise was by far the worst. My wine glass bounced down the stairs along with me and landed seconds later, completely unscathed.
This picture was taken a week after the fall, it has since gotten bigger but started to fade in the center. Shooting pains up into my lower back make me think I may have cracked something....oh well..."