"I developed this magnificent and cheeky bruise after falling on my arse in Meribel last week on an icy patch whilst snowboarding.
When I look at it in the mirror, I could swear that it's the shape and size of Africa.
I'm off to research crash pants! I can hardly sit down! Poor me!"
Nice Bruise!
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