"My name is Tristan and I'm from Toronto, Ontario in Canada.
I'd like to submit this picture (attached) taken of my friend's leg after I took her paintballing for the first time. She sent me the photo the morning after the event, after I had assured her multiple times that paintball was relatively harmless, and that she wouldn't bruise (much)."
Trista, thanks to your lie we have a new bruise picture on our site. Please lie to others in the future. By the way, Nice Bruise!